fakehistory:

Adam and Eve are banished from the garden of Eden after eating the forbidden fruit [6000 B.C.]

spookyearp:

not to be a downer but your twenties are super hard and super lonely and tv lied and it’s not glamorous at all and if you are having a hard time it’s ok and it’s normal and you’ll be ok

mens-rights-activia:

qozxe:

A true story

trying to watch infinity war but i cant stop thinking about how stupid the motive is? like t hanos wants to make the universe better or whatever but the directors or whatever confirmed it halved the plants and animals too so like??? YOU HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM YOU DID BEFORE YOU HAVE AN UNSTABLE PEOPLE TO RESOURCE RATIO why not just snap more resources up?? snap away capitalism?? god this whole movie sounded like a trainwreck but here i am.

finally hit me and these were the only things flagged on my whole blog since 2011. literally within the fuckin guidelines but like you dont even see titty. Cupid is literally censoring all titty. so stupid

its almost 2:30 am and im sobbing about the end of ASOUE. the ending was everything i wanted and more after the books left me hanging on so many questions 13 years ago. fuck i loved that ending so much im a mess. Daniel Handler you’ve done it again.

raraulul:

monobored:

localstarboy:

I’m so mad I watched this 😂

where is her nobel prize

inthetags:

reblogs this and put in the tags your birthday

bitchesofostwick:

listen if you’re including cole in your fic to help reveal your inquisitor’s romantic feelings for someone or vice versa then you’re not including him as a character, you’re including him as a convenient cover-up for your lazy writing and that’s the tea

of all the things to be fandom critical about is this the hill u die on? you’re calling out people, who write stuff for free, for fun, in their own free time, for using a character as a trivial plot device? for many, writing fic is an expression of their craft and an art. for some, it’s self-indulgent. it’s fan-fiction. if you’re not paying for the fic, maybe don’t worry about the quality of the writing? hit the back button and read something else.

thegoatsongs:

brokeshibe:

antigonesghost:

patroclus was arguably the best warrior after achilles, he was older and more built, homer outlined this explicitly

so why we playing like patroclus was some kinda twink :/

“patroclus is actually a daddy” is not the discourse I expected to see on tumblr today

“Patroclus was actually a daddy.” -Plato, Symposium, 385 BC

wrenrouge:

i dont care what yall say, homestuck music slaps and you can bet your ass that when i’m in my deathbed at fuckyou years old I’m still gonna be headbanging to Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse like god intended 

geekandmisandry:

confessionsofadiabetic:

You know what absolutely boggles my mind? That healthy people exist. Genuinely healthy people. No mental illness, no physical illness, no chronic illness. Just healthy. What a life that must be. 

This fucks with my head though. There are people who get up and feel… Awake, and then they go and just… Do their adult responsibilities without feeling anxious or upset? They just return phonecalls? Answer calls from unknown numbers? Don’t procrastinate doing important things until is a huge problem that makes you cry??

That sounds fake.